hatefuhk:

when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years

siderealsandman:

afro-elf:

college is just the worst opinions you’ve ever heard being counted as participation points

if you’ve ever taken an ethics class with 19 year old rich white business majors, you should automatically get your degree because enduring four months of Ryan Henry Harrington III’s hot takes will be the hardest thing you ever have to do

ifyouloveyourself:

this vibe, this vibe right here

seasnailsplatoon:

headboardlights:

gays rb this with ur favorite way to sit wrong in a chair

Short gays are so privileged,, my lanky ass can’t sit in any of these positions :/

toritheestallion:

me at Olive Garden at 11:02 am staring down the elderly people impatiently waiting outside knowing we should’ve opened 2 minutes ago but my boss is in the back cheating on his wife with the girl who makes the salads and he has the key to unlock the doors

shakescene:

shakescene:

future spouse: what’s your favorite work of homoerotic literature?

me, thinking about the “living in a log cabin with thor” reddit comment: hmmm….at the risk of limiting the great gatsby to its subtext-

if you haven’t read- no- experienced this yet

tmgpodcast:

the DELIVERY

dimetrodone:

The scene in Shrek 2 when the Fairy Godmother sings I need a Hero when the giant gingerbread man attacks the castle is still the greatest scene in cinema of all times